A Beginner's Guide To Stalking Everyone has to have a hobby and every professional needs to learn the basics first. Here is Stalking 101.

Along Came A Chicken A touching story about chicken hypnosis and kinky photos.

B Flat Major Seventh An oldie and a longie. Well, long for this site anyway. I can write long stories... honest!

Blood In The Snow Christmas with the in-laws can be a trying time for anyone let alone if your wife is stupifyingly drunk and you destroy the presents...

Circus Harry .44 Magnum - the most powerful handgun in the circus. It could blow your head clean off. Unless, of course, you feel lucky?

Deep Heat To be honest, it's just plain wrong on a lot of levels. But why would you believe me? See for yourself.

Doctor Starkey's Monsters A Gothic story of mad scientists playing with forces beyond their understanding. And call centres. And zombies.

Embezzlement and Labradoodles The clue is in the title... supervillains and genetically engineered canines.

Goot Eefeneeng Ouija boards and communing with the hereafter. It's all in a day's work for Madame Xena.

He Never Tipped A cautionary tale on the dangers of gratuity. Or lack of it.