Murder on the Links (part 8) - (00:00) - Murder. Intrigue. Alcohol. Detectives. Clues. Golf. Laxatives. What else do you need?
Murder on the Links (part 7) - (00:00) - Murder. Intrigue. Alcohol. Detectives. Clues. Golf. Laxatives. What else do you need?
Murder on the Links (part 6) - (00:00) - Murder. Intrigue. Alcohol. Detectives. Clues. Golf. Laxatives. What else do you need?
Murder on the Links (part 5) - (00:00) - Murder. Intrigue. Alcohol. Detectives. Clues. Golf. Laxatives. What else do you need?
Murder on the Links (part 4) - (00:00) - Murder. Intrigue. Alcohol. Detectives. Clues. Golf. Laxatives. What else do you need?
Murder on the Links (part 3) - (00:00) - Murder. Intrigue. Alcohol. Detectives. Clues. Golf. Laxatives. What else do you need?
Murder on the Links (part 2) - (00:00) - Murder. Intrigue. Alcohol. Detectives. Clues. Golf. Laxatives. What else do you need?
Reasons Why It Will Never Work - (01:06) - A handy list left on a fridge can make or break anyone's day...
The Book She Has Been Looking For - (01:21) - ...because not all stories have to be funny
Phonebooks - (01:24) - People cope with rejection in different ways - for some it's the booze and for others it's counting phonebooks
Deep Heat - (01:41) - To be honest, it's just plain wrong on a lot of levels. But why would you believe me? See for yourself.
The Greatest Invention - (02:00) - When the idea for the world's greatest invention is lost mankind's vengeance must be wreaked.
Along Came A Chicken - (02:01) - A touching story about chicken hypnosis and kinky photos.
Our Sincere Apologies to the Good People of Skegness - (02:10) - This probably won't make a great deal of sense to anyone outside of Newbiggin but there you go. Enjoy it or read another one, it really is your decision.
Like They Used To Do In The Movies - (02:21) - When the wily meerkats start baiting the zookeepers there's more than just cigarette smoke in the air
Worried About Metaphor - (02:35) - Ray can be a problem, especially when you realise he's just a metaphor.
Romance On The Buses - (02:38) - When one woman sets has chosen the man she wants to marry she will win him by any means necessary
A Beginner's Guide To Stalking - (02:45) - Everyone has to have a hobby and every professional needs to learn the basics first. Here is Stalking 101.
Let's Get Kraken - (03:01) - A thrilling tale of giant squids and possibly my finest pun-title to date
These Were Your Grandmother's - (03:04) - Ghost slippers abound in this chilling tale
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window - (03:24) - After a night on the sauce who knows where you'll wake up - or who'll be lying next to you
Goot Eefeneeng - (03:41) - Ouija boards and communing with the hereafter. It's all in a day's work for Madame Xena.
He Never Tipped - (03:48) - A cautionary tale on the dangers of gratuity. Or lack of it.
Teeth Like A Burnt Fence - (03:49) - The barbarity of dentists revealled...
Perfect Gluttony - (04:19) - Ever thought about eating yourself to death? Or feeding someone else to death? Then this is the short story for you...
Old Sparky - (05:09) - If your car broke down you would hope some friendly policeman would stop and help you out wouldn't you? Well? Wouldn't you?
Security Has Been Called - (05:41) - Whether she was stealing the comic for herself or someone else wasn't yet clear. What was clear was that she had been caught.
Star Wars versus Superman - (05:53) - Base jumpers and streakers all to a John Williams' soundtrack
Doctor Starkey's Monsters - (06:46) - A Gothic story of mad scientists playing with forces beyond their understanding. And call centres. And zombies.
Embezzlement and Labradoodles - (06:48) - The clue is in the title... supervillains and genetically engineered canines.
Text Sting - (06:53) - A sting, a confidence trick, a grift, call it what you will - where's there's gullible people there's money to be made
Audio Killed the Radio Star - (07:01) - When the host of the breakfast show announces he's leaving, DJ Floyd McVay will stop at nothing to make sure he is named successor.
The Night Before The Christmas Before I Was Married - (07:04) - Becoming accidentally engaged to your ex can be problematic. Especially if your fiancee is coming home for Christmas.
King of the Squirrels - (08:07) - Squirrels - man's best friend? Hang on, that's dogs - wait a minute, I'll go out and come back in again...
Pertaining to a Peculiarly Super Girl at a Party - (08:07) - I wasn't naive, there was no way she was a superhero. But she did wear her knickers on top of her tights. And I like that in a person.
B Flat Major Seventh - (09:41) - An oldie and a longie. Well, long for this site anyway. I can write long stories... honest!
Blood In The Snow - (10:04) - Christmas with the in-laws can be a trying time for anyone let alone if your wife is stupifyingly drunk and you destroy the presents...
The Curious Story of the Hypnotists′ Christmas Tree - (11:21) - When two master hypnotists clash only one will be left standing. And when a Christmas tree is involved all bets are off.
Circus Harry - (17:05) - .44 Magnum - the most powerful handgun in the circus. It could blow your head clean off. Unless, of course, you feel lucky?
Widow Twanky's Revenge - (19:03) - A Christmas tale of fear - you will never look at a pantomime dame the same again.
The Defective Detective : Murder on the Links - (30:44) - Murder. Intrigue. Alcohol. Detectives. Clues. Golf. Laxatives. What else do you need?
