The Book She Has Been Looking For - 270 words - ...because not all stories have to be funny
Deep Heat - 338 words - To be honest, it's just plain wrong on a lot of levels. But why would you believe me? See for yourself.
Along Came A Chicken - 406 words - A touching story about chicken hypnosis and kinky photos.
Our Sincere Apologies to the Good People of Skegness - 435 words - This probably won't make a great deal of sense to anyone outside of Newbiggin but there you go. Enjoy it or read another one, it really is your decision.
Like They Used To Do In The Movies - 473 words - When the wily meerkats start baiting the zookeepers there's more than just cigarette smoke in the air
Worried About Metaphor - 519 words - Ray can be a problem, especially when you realise he's just a metaphor.
Romance On The Buses - 529 words - When one woman sets has chosen the man she wants to marry she will win him by any means necessary
A Beginner's Guide To Stalking - 552 words - Everyone has to have a hobby and every professional needs to learn the basics first. Here is Stalking 101.
Let's Get Kraken - 606 words - A thrilling tale of giant squids and possibly my finest pun-title to date
These Were Your Grandmother's - 614 words - Ghost slippers abound in this chilling tale
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window - 682 words - After a night on the sauce who knows where you'll wake up - or who'll be lying next to you
Goot Eefeneeng - 739 words - Ouija boards and communing with the hereafter. It's all in a day's work for Madame Xena.
He Never Tipped - 760 words - A cautionary tale on the dangers of gratuity. Or lack of it.
Teeth Like A Burnt Fence - 765 words - The barbarity of dentists revealled...
Perfect Gluttony - 865 words - Ever thought about eating yourself to death? Or feeding someone else to death? Then this is the short story for you...
Star Wars versus Superman - 1177 words - Base jumpers and streakers all to a John Williams' soundtrack
Doctor Starkey's Monsters - 1356 words - A Gothic story of mad scientists playing with forces beyond their understanding. And call centres. And zombies.
Embezzlement and Labradoodles - 1360 words - The clue is in the title... supervillains and genetically engineered canines.
The Night Before The Christmas Before I Was Married - 1416 words - Becoming accidentally engaged to your ex can be problematic. Especially if your fiancee is coming home for Christmas.
King of the Squirrels - 1625 words - Squirrels - man's best friend? Hang on, that's dogs - wait a minute, I'll go out and come back in again...
B Flat Major Seventh - 1938 words - An oldie and a longie. Well, long for this site anyway. I can write long stories... honest!
Blood In The Snow - 2014 words - Christmas with the in-laws can be a trying time for anyone let alone if your wife is stupifyingly drunk and you destroy the presents...
Circus Harry - 3417 words - .44 Magnum - the most powerful handgun in the circus. It could blow your head clean off. Unless, of course, you feel lucky?
Widow Twanky's Revenge - 3812 words - A Christmas tale of fear - you will never look at a pantomime dame the same again.
